Massive Figaroland Attraction Database
Below: Monsanto's Boat, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr
June 4, 1971
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Monsanto's Boat was designed to be full of Monsanto's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from July 31 through August 10.
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