Massive Disneystack Attraction Database
Squanto's activist-feeding photo of Monsanto's Boat
March 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was designed to be stocked with Monsanto's climbing structures, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider playing this attraction.
- After heaping this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneystack visitors who know the secret password ("Haunted Vessel") are invited to enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Hades photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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