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Pictured: The Monsanto's Boat attraction during repairs
May 7, 1975
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Monsanto's Boat was designed to be stocked with Monsanto's climbing structures, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- The glow of Monsanto's Boat can be viewed from as far away as Los Angeles.
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