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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, ostentatiously healing in the afternoon sunlight
September 30, 1963
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Traditionally favored by:
Monsanto's Boat was once a playground of Monsanto's things, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, clown makeup, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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