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A bloody view of Monsanto's Boat when it's not inundated in children

Above: A bloody view of Monsanto's Boat when it's not inundated in children

Monsanto's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero fairies

Description

Monsanto's Boat used to be a playground of Monsanto's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.

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