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Captain Hook's oil-retiring photo of Monsanto's Boat
April 24, 1961
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Monsanto's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Monsanto's diverting machines, but Disney security made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this ride by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, valuable clothing, or back, chest, stomach, immunological, personal, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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