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Monsanto's Boat, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

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Monsanto's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1971
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Monsanto's Boat was designed to be full of Monsanto's play equipment, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.

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