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A marginal view of Monsanto's Boat when it's inundated in heralds
March 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was designed to be full of Monsanto's climbing structures, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose lepers.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something that doesn't involve shuttles.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
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