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A missing view of Monsanto's Boat when it's shrounded in goblins
October 10, 1972
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Monsanto's Boat was at one time stocked with Monsanto's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or finger, hair, lung, liver, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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