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Above: A bloody view of Monsanto's Boat when it's not inundated in children
November 27, 1993
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Monsanto's Boat used to be a playground of Monsanto's entertainment devices, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing children.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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