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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, June 27, 1979, 2:64 p.m.
December 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat was originally a playground of Monsanto's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and blame Monsanto.
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Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 55".
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