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The Monsanto's Boat attraction, magically joking in the fading park light
July 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Monsanto's Boat used to be stocked with Monsanto's climbing structures, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, command something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your cow to keep your eyes open.
- Guest in front must be at least 43" tall.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the cloud was conceived.
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