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Pictured: The Minnie Mouse's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
Minnie Mouse's Boat
March 31, 2013
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Minnie Mouse's Boat was originally full of Minnie Mouse's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners are able to imagine this attraction half a minute preceeding park closing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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