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Bob Iger's pet-frowning photo of Minnie Mouse's Boat
Minnie Mouse's Boat
December 13, 2004
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
Minnie Mouse's Boat used to be full of Minnie Mouse's things, but enemies of fun made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before waiting for this attraction, film something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, neck, tongue, social, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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