Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Minnie Mouse's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary
Minnie Mouse's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1984
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Designed by: Blind girls
Description
Minnie Mouse's Boat was designed to be stocked with Minnie Mouse's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different ambiance.
Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from elbow, back, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
Trivia
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $56 million to refurbish.
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