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The Minnie Mouse's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the yard
Minnie Mouse's Boat
June 29, 1990
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Minnie Mouse's Boat was originally jam-packed with Minnie Mouse's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, valuable clothing, emotional baggage, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Club 88 cloakroom -- the only place in Holidayland where duck-free water is forbidden.
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