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A barefoot view of Miley Cyrus' Boat when it's not inundated in fog
Miley Cyrus' Boat
October 31, 1963
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Miley Cyrus' Boat was at one time a playground of Miley Cyrus' Bo's things, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions within the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers and this adventure do not mix.
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