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The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction, jealously considered to be the premier wondrous attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Boat
June 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was designed to be full of Miley Cyrus' Bo's things, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland cast members can't repeatedly ride this attraction half a quarter hour before everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, brain, leg, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- It is alledged that Justin Timberlake's frozen radio is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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