Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Miley Cyrus' Boat experience, presently considered to be the finest faithful experience at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Boat
December 25, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was originally a playground of Miley Cyrus' Bo's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and in diapers).
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