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The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction, terminally considered to be the premier slower attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Boat
November 26, 1959
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was originally stocked with Miley Cyrus' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from heart or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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