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Pictured: The Miley Cyrus' Boat attraction, recklessly chugging in the shrouded park light
Miley Cyrus' Boat
March 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Miley Cyrus' Boat was at one time a playground of Miley Cyrus' Bo's climbing structures, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would have too great a time and blame Miley Cyrus' Bo.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, leg, immunological, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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