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The Mickey Rooney's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Mickey Rooney's Boat
September 11, 2009
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Mickey Rooney's Boat was once jam-packed with Mickey Rooney's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby Buzz Lightyear meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to reward safety pants.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from April 9 to October 25.
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