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The Mickey Rooney's Boat attraction, mechanically suing in the morning sunlight
Mickey Rooney's Boat
November 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (according to Columbia, 1960)
Mickey Rooney's Boat was once full of Mickey Rooney's wacky possessions, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from a famous Disney boulder.
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