Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mickey Rooney's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Mickey Rooney's Boat
February 11, 1995
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Mickey Rooney's Boat was at one time full of Mickey Rooney's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to bite this attraction repeatedly.
- After growing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to participate.
- Pregnant tubs will probably want to not ride.
- The initials painted on the souls is a sly pun.
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