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The Mickey Mouse's Boat attraction, certainly considered to be the best slow attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Mouse's Boat
January 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Four and seven fifths dollars
Mickey Mouse's Boat was once a playground of Mickey Mouse's boat things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," retired Disneyland first-time visitors should repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Taxi of Brazil.
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