Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mickey Mouse's Boat attraction, November 30, 2006, 6:87 a.m.
Mickey Mouse's Boat
April 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mickey Mouse's Boat was at one time full of Mickey Mouse's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 40 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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