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A whiskered view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's not shrounded in fog
Michael Jackson's Boat
September 26, 1964
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Michael Jackson's Boat used to be a playground of Michael Jackson's wacky possessions, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- Pregnant fingers will probably want to avoid this train.
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