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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, roundly considered to be the only multinational attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Boat
November 3, 2007
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Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be full of Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction before lunch.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers away from the cast members at all times or else.
- This was one of the least famous "R ticket" attractions.
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