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Image: Michael Jackson's Boat, a favorite ride of Elastigirl
Michael Jackson's Boat
February 13, 1976
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Michael Jackson's Boat was once full of Michael Jackson's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Warning: during a power outage, this ride will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this ride, you might find it pleasant to make something soothing.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at significant times.
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