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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, roundly considered to be the only multinational attraction at Disneyland

The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, roundly considered to be the only multinational attraction at Disneyland

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 2007
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be full of Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.

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