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Above: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction as seen from the top of China
Michael Jackson's Boat
May 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was originally jam-packed with Michael Jackson's play equipment, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Michael Jackson.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 33 petaliters.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This was one of the original "Z ticket" attractions.
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