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An universal view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's not shrounded in fog
Michael Jackson's Boat
September 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be a playground of Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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