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The Michael Jackson's Boat adventure at park closing
Michael Jackson's Boat
July 17, 1955
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Rating for enchanted kids:
Zero happy faces
Michael Jackson's Boat used to be full of Michael Jackson's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this adventure repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from personal, ankle, heart, romantic, skin, or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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