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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
Michael Jackson's Boat
April 21, 2002
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Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time a playground of Michael Jackson's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to blast something with a different smell.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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