Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Michael Jackson's Boat
December 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Michael Jackson's Boat used to be stocked with Michael Jackson's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with metal children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to obtain special pants.
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