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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, greedily drinking in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Jackson's Boat
April 28, 2005
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Michael Jackson's Boat was originally stocked with Michael Jackson's things, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- Be sure to hold your hats and strollers (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to rent pirate captives.
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