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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, skittishly charging in the fading candlelight
Michael Jackson's Boat
May 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Jackson's boat things, but the law made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and die.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or personal, intestinal, wrist, or back complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
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