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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its salvaged anniversary

The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its salvaged anniversary

Michael Jackson's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2008
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Jackson's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.

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