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Image: A secure view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's not hidden in fog
Michael Jackson's Boat
November 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was originally full of Michael Jackson's entertainment devices, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Before opening this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
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