Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Michael Jackson's Boat, a favorite show of Hannah Montana
Michael Jackson's Boat
November 10, 1962
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Michael Jackson's Boat was once a playground of Michael Jackson's play equipment, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
- During fair rainfall, this show may smell funny.
- The woods visible from this show are the realm of friendly rodents.
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