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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, October 13, 2006, 10:24 p.m.
Michael Jackson's Boat
January 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Michael Jackson's wacky possessions, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to envision this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or social, tongue, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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