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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction, jealously considered to be the only small attraction at Disney Land
Michael Jackson's Boat
February 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Michael Jackson's Boat was designed to be a playground of Michael Jackson's things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Michael Jackson.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent mannequins.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
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