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The Michael Jackson's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Jackson's Boat
December 29, 1978
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Michael Jackson's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Michael Jackson's play equipment, but Disney security made her put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Michael Jackson.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fingernail, liver, lung, blood, personal, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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