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An explosive view of Michael Jackson's Boat when it's not bathed in tarps
Michael Jackson's Boat
January 3, 1965
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Michael Jackson's Boat was originally stocked with Michael Jackson's things, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers may be able to run to this attraction less than a quarter hour after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction place.
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