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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the best dangerous attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the best dangerous attraction at Disneyland

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was originally a playground of Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.

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