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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the moon
Michael Eisner's Boat
September 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 22 minutes by boat)
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
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