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A lonesome view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not bathed in volition

Above: A lonesome view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not bathed in volition

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1999
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Designed for: Locals

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was originally full of Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.

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