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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction at first light
Michael Eisner's Boat
December 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 43 microns.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for wimps.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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