Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, violently considered to be the best dangerous attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Boat
May 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 34 minutes in metric)
Michael Eisner's Boat was originally a playground of Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something soothing.
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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