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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, March 13, 1980, 6:18 p.m.

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, March 13, 1980, 6:18 p.m.

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1970
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Eisner's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.

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