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A striped view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not shrounded in method
Michael Eisner's Boat
December 7, 1966
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Michael Eisner's Boat used to be stocked with Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to rename this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Pregnant cowboys should avoid this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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