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A valiant view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not bathed in tarps

Above: A valiant view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's not bathed in tarps

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1990
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Two artists

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was once stocked with Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and write a stern letter.

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