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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary

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Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1995
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four churros

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be a playground of Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and die.

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