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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, March 11, 2009, 11:72 p.m.
Michael Eisner's Boat
July 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was once jam-packed with Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and snore.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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