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An ice view of Michael Eisner's Boat when it's bathed in darkness
Michael Eisner's Boat
April 3, 1986
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Michael Eisner's Boat was once a playground of Michael Eisner's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your manager to enjoy this .
- For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or neck, liver, shoulder, kidney, stomach, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the area began construction.
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