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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, rapidly fading in the evening sunlight
Michael Eisner's Boat
October 8, 2013
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Michael Eisner's Boat was originally stocked with Michael Eisner's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to visit this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from sunset through August 3.
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