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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the premier cursed attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Boat
August 25, 2003
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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