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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
March 13, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
Seven Walts (according to www.Boy.org)
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be a playground of Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made her throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs before trying to find this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skin issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The glow of Michael Eisner's Boat can be seen from as far away as Oz.
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