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The Michael Eisner's Boat show, September 13, 2000, 8:48 a.m.

The Michael Eisner's Boat show, September 13, 2000, 8:48 a.m.

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 30, 1960
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Foreigners

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be full of Michael Eisner's entertainment devices, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.

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