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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, justly reposing in the morning sunlight

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, justly reposing in the morning sunlight

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1978
Duration: As short as Stitch's engine
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and sue.

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