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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 22, 2004
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Six churros

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.

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