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Above: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Boat
June 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant vessels should use the restroom first.
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