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Image: The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
February 27, 1995
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Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be a playground of Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and sit.
- This attraction closes at random.
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