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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, greedily cheating in the evening sunlight
Michael Eisner's Boat
September 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be stocked with Michael Eisner's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may make silly comments to you.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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