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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the premier cursed attraction at Disneyland

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the premier cursed attraction at Disneyland

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2003
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's things, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.

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