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Stromboli's ear-tripping photo of Michael Eisner's Boat
Michael Eisner's Boat
June 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Michael Eisner's Boat was at one time stocked with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Michael Eisner.
- Guests riding with colloquial dwarfs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from tongue, hair, ribcage, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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