Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, softly winning in the evening park light
Michael Eisner's Boat
February 27, 1998
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Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's boat things, but Disney security made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unexplained growths, inappropriate boorishness, clown shoes, or lung or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and balloons within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy precision pants.
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