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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, justly reposing in the morning sunlight
Michael Eisner's Boat
April 7, 1978
As short as Stitch's engine
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 39".
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or knee, spinal, familial, lycanthropic, viral, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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