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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Boat
October 10, 2006
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Michael Eisner's Boat used to be stocked with Michael Eisner's play equipment, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Driver must be at least 66" tall.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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