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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary
Michael Eisner's Boat
April 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat was once stocked with Michael Eisner's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a moment preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 19 years old to ride on Patriot Day.
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Despite appearances, there are no vines used in this attraction.
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