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The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, greedily cheating in the evening sunlight

The Michael Eisner's Boat attraction, greedily cheating in the evening sunlight

Michael Eisner's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1997
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Intended for: Hyperactive visitors

Description

Michael Eisner's Boat was designed to be stocked with Michael Eisner's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.

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