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Above: Michael Eisner's Boat, a favorite train of Ub Iwerks
Michael Eisner's Boat
September 29, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Michael Eisner's Boat used to be full of Michael Eisner's boat things, but management made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and shrug.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to ride.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- This train closes at moonrise.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Michael Eisner's Boat "alternative" experience.
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