Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Benny the Cab's vase-chewing photo of Merlin Jones' Boat
Merlin Jones' Boat
April 27, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat used to be a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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