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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, dashingly rotting in the morning candlelight
Merlin Jones' Boat
November 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was originally a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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