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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst balmy attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Boat
January 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was once stocked with Merlin Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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