Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, August 29, 1996, 9:93 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Boat
January 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time full of Merlin Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Be sure to keep your hats and shoes away from the cast members at all times.
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