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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Merlin Jones' Boat
October 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time jam-packed with Merlin Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
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