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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest ominous attraction at Disney Land

Above: The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest ominous attraction at Disney Land

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2006
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat was designed to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's climbing structures, but management made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.

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