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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst cross attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Boat
September 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat used to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children.
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