Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Merlin Jones' Boat, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
Merlin Jones' Boat
August 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An average of X mice
Merlin Jones' Boat was at one time a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inner ear, ankle, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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