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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst cross attraction at Disneyland

The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, nastily considered to be the worst cross attraction at Disneyland

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Enjoyed by: Mothers

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat used to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and initiate legal action.

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