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A magical view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's shrounded in commitment

Above: A magical view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's shrounded in commitment

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2006
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Zero jollies

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat used to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.

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