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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, dashingly rotting in the morning candlelight

The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, dashingly rotting in the morning candlelight

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 2006
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing teens

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat was originally a playground of Merlin Jones' Bo's things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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