Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction at first light
Merlin Jones' Boat
December 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat was once full of Merlin Jones' Bo's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After pillaging this attraction, go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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