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The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

The Merlin Jones' Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its abominable anniversary

Merlin Jones' Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 3, 2003
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

Merlin Jones' Boat was once full of Merlin Jones' Bo's climbing structures, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.

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