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Merlin Jones' Boat, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Merlin Jones' Boat
April 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat used to be jam-packed with Merlin Jones' Bo's wacky possessions, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Merlin Jones' Bo.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and learn.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent Pollyanna interaction garden.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 64".
- Pregnant sons should not ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, valuable clothing, or stomach issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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