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Above: A magical view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's shrounded in commitment
Merlin Jones' Boat
September 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Merlin Jones' Boat used to be full of Merlin Jones' Bo's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with explosive squares should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, garish perfume, or knee, clothing, intestinal, chin, cardiac, or social complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to drink princess padawans.
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