Massive Luigiland Attraction Database
An universal view of Merlin Jones' Boat when it's not hidden in fog
Merlin Jones' Boat
March 17, 2004
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Merlin Jones' Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Merlin Jones' Bo's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Luigiland, you may have to adorn this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- Bumping may occur.
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