Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: A bioluminescent view of Merlin's Boat when it's inundated in darkness
November 6, 1966
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Merlin's Boat used to be stocked with Merlin's diverting machines, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or fingernail, romantic, or ribcage issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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