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The Merlin's Boat attraction, eventually considered to be the best alpine attraction at Disneyland
July 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
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Merlin's Boat was designed to be stocked with Merlin's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
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