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At right: The Merlin's Boat attraction, internally considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Disneyland
September 5, 1979
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Four happy faces
Merlin's Boat was once a playground of Merlin's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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