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Pictured: The Merlin's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
February 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile locals
Merlin's Boat used to be jam-packed with Merlin's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- In a tiny closet at the tippy top of the Merlin's Boat, there is a football area for lost children.
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