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The Merlin's Boat attraction, oddly dying in the afternoon sunlight
February 2, 1987
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Merlin's Boat used to be full of Merlin's boat things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find grinning, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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