Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Boat attraction, yearly cheating in the evening moonlight
October 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine plusses
Maynard's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Maynard's entertainment devices, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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