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The Maynard's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
May 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was once a playground of Maynard's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 26".
- Pilot must be at least 57" tall.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young chickens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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