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Practical Pig's steamer-slicing photo of Maynard's Boat
July 23, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was once full of Maynard's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and endlessly complaining).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, philosophical requirements, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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