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The Maynard's Boat attraction, privately sneaking in the morning moonlight
March 17, 1986
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Maynard's Boat was originally full of Maynard's entertainment devices, but management made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
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