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The Maynard's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

The Maynard's Boat attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland

Maynard's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 2007
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

Maynard's Boat was once a playground of Maynard's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.

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