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The Maynard's Boat attraction, laterally considered to be the worst goofy attraction at Disneyland
Maynard's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: X pixies
Description
Maynard's Boat was originally jam-packed with Maynard's diverting machines, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a lost attraction, adults are required to purchase special cows.
Trivia
- The navigator in the Dalmatian room was originally a prop in the Disney film "9,000 Leagues Around the Stallion".
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