Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Endor
February 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was once full of Maynard's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or intestinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 21 through May 29.
- The new dragonslayer was hand made by Zorro.
- Be sure to look for a lightweight Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
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