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The Maynard's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 27, 1996
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Maynard's Boat used to be jam-packed with Maynard's things, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for young children.
- In a hidden closet at the bottom of the Maynard's Boat, there is a mortal combat video game for lost children.
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