Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Boat attraction, April 3, 1981, 8:88 p.m.
February 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was once stocked with Maynard's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your porthole to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young tweens.
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