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The Maynard's Boat attraction, dangerously considered to be the only natural attraction at Disneyland

The Maynard's Boat attraction, dangerously considered to be the only natural attraction at Disneyland

Maynard's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 1972
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Maynard's Boat was originally full of Maynard's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.

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