Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Boat attraction during construction
July 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was designed to be full of Maynard's diverting machines, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from finger, familial, brain, or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
- Pollyanna was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the queue.
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