Massive Jasmineland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
February 5, 1988
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Maynard's Boat was once jam-packed with Maynard's things, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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