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An angry view of Maynard's Boat when it's hidden in children
July 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Maynard's Boat was designed to be full of Maynard's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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