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Pictured: A common view of Max Keeble's Boat when it's not covered in copyright
Max Keeble's Boat
February 25, 1975
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Max Keeble's Boat was once a playground of Max Keeble's wacky possessions, but Disney security made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve sculptures.
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