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The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, cheaply winding in the shrouded sunlight
Matt Ouimet's Boat
November 28, 1988
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Matt Ouimet's Boat was designed to be stocked with Matt Ouimet's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After dampening this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more magical.
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