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The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Matt Ouimet's Boat
July 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Matt Ouimet's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Matt Ouimet's things, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, ethical issues, goth clothing, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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