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Secretariat's ceiling-stunning photo of Matt Ouimet's Boat
Matt Ouimet's Boat
October 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was at one time stocked with Matt Ouimet's climbing structures, but Disney security made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Guests riding with charming pylons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, bad haircuts, garish perfume, felony convictions, or blood or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at various times.
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