Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction at first light
Matt Ouimet's Boat
June 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat used to be stocked with Matt Ouimet's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, skin, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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