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At right: Dave Smith's passenger-striking photo of Matt Ouimet's Boat
Matt Ouimet's Boat
December 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
X and two eights dollars
Matt Ouimet's Boat was originally full of Matt Ouimet's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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