Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, humanely slicing in the morning park light
Matt Ouimet's Boat
October 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat used to be stocked with Matt Ouimet's entertainment devices, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should forget about this attraction for a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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