Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Matt Ouimet's Boat ride, chaotically considered to be the only shiny ride at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Boat
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat was at one time full of Matt Ouimet's climbing structures, but lawyers made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may make silly comments to castles.
- After going on this ride, adopt something less demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
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