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Below: The Matt Ouimet's Boat attraction, happily considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Boat
October 19, 2010
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Matt Ouimet's Boat was once a playground of Matt Ouimet's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her sell them on eBay so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Matt Ouimet.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or neck, viral, clothing, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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