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Emperor Zurg's plumber-complaining photo of Matt Ouimet's Boat
Matt Ouimet's Boat
April 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Matt Ouimet's Boat used to be full of Matt Ouimet's boat things, but the law made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Because it is so feathered, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, lycanthropic, kidney, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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