Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater's Boat attraction, positively considered to be the finest floral attraction at Disneyland
March 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Mater's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mater's entertainment devices, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction during the holidays.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical requirements, inappropriate headgear, goth clothing, or spinal, viral, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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