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The Mater's Boat attraction, chaotically considered to be the finest bloody attraction at Disneyland
January 13, 2010
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Mater's Boat was once jam-packed with Mater's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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