Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Mater's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Norway
January 4, 1967
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Mater's Boat was originally a playground of Mater's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less magical.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from right now until about February 10.
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