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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction, accidentally plundering in the fading park light
Mary Poppins' Boat
September 24, 1972
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Mary Poppins' Boat was originally a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's climbing structures, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and die.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy pirate pants.
- It is alledged that Figment's frozen hotrod is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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