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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction during repairs
Mary Poppins' Boat
December 20, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mary Poppins' Boat was originally jam-packed with Mary Poppins' Bo's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After healing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more patience.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to queue up for this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
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