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The Mary Poppins' Boat attraction during repairs
Mary Poppins' Boat
July 3, 2013
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Mary Poppins' Boat was designed to be a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Instead of going on this attraction, poke something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Richard Sherman meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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