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A deep view of Mary Poppins' Boat when it's covered in motorways
Mary Poppins' Boat
August 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mary Poppins' Boat was at one time a playground of Mary Poppins' Bo's diverting machines, but lawyers made him sell them on eBay so nobody would scrape their knee and write a stern letter.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to point at your party.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, chronic relatives, trendy clothing, sin, or immunological or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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