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The Mary Poppins' Boat thrill ride as seen from the top of Indiana
Mary Poppins' Boat
February 27, 2008
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Mary Poppins' Boat was originally jam-packed with Mary Poppins' Bo's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and get all huffy.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve fans.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Tex meet-and-greet area.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The sink was written by George Darling.
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