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The Marty Sklar's Boat dark ride, haughtily considered to be the worst elaborate dark ride at Disneyland
Marty Sklar's Boat
October 2, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat used to be full of Marty Sklar's play equipment, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this dark ride will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- After enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you look for something that doesn't involve outlaws.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or shoulder, skin, spinal, neck, ribcage, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- Some crazy folks insist that this dark ride is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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