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The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction, chaotically bathing in the evening sunlight

Above: The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction, chaotically bathing in the evening sunlight

Marty Sklar's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1973
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

Marty Sklar's Boat was originally stocked with Marty Sklar's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.

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