Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction at night
Marty Sklar's Boat
July 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Marty Sklar's boat things, but lawyers made him put them in storage so nobody would have too great a time and sue.
- If traveling with intercontinental children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or tongue, skin, wrist, fingernail, bowel, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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