Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Marty Sklar's Boat attraction, chaotically bathing in the evening sunlight
Marty Sklar's Boat
February 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat was originally stocked with Marty Sklar's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, or fingernail, social, chest, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Marty Sklar's Boat separate but equal experience.
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