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Marty Sklar's Boat, a favorite attraction of Ariel
Marty Sklar's Boat
May 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus four hearts
Marty Sklar's Boat was once full of Marty Sklar's things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Rumor has it, there are no engineers used in this attraction.
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