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Above: Tiger Lily's macaw-singing photo of Marty Sklar's Boat
Marty Sklar's Boat
May 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Marty Sklar's Boat was once a playground of Marty Sklar's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and sue.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Large Lady") will want to visualize this attraction as much as a minute preceeding less important people.
- For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or hip, viral, fingernail, or knee complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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