Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Marlin's Boat ride, quarterly bending in the evening park light
Marlin's Boat
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: July 27, 1960
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
Marlin's Boat used to be a playground of Marlin's diverting machines, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and blame Marlin.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
Trivia
- It is alledged that Richard Sherman's frozen brick is stored in a vault beneath this ride.
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