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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

The Mark Twain's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1977
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired vacationers

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was once jam-packed with Mark Twain's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.

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