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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, accidentally crooning in the afternoon sunlight

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Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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