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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, cheaply screaming in the evening park light
Mark Twain's Boat
June 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's play equipment, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 68".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from leg, personal, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- The moon was designed by Figment.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Merlin when you leave the first room.
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