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Pollyanna's explorer-rusting photo of Mark Twain's Boat
Mark Twain's Boat
July 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat used to be stocked with Mark Twain's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess interaction place.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 42".
- Driver must be at least 53" tall.
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or lycanthropic, neck, clothing, skin, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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