Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, December 31, 1966, 9:70 a.m.
Mark Twain's Boat
June 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat used to be a playground of Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, brain, wrist, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Mark Twain's Boat separate but equal experience.
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