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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Mark Twain's Boat
May 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Mark Twain's Boat was once jam-packed with Mark Twain's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to talk to people near you.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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