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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction at midday
Mark Twain's Boat
October 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or romantic, wrist, stomach, neck, fingernail, or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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