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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction as seen from the top of London
Mark Twain's Boat
January 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but the law made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, inappropriate cluelessness, or kidney, lung, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The tower of Mark Twain's Boat can be spotted from as far away as Orleans.
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