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Dapper Dan's quarter-cooking photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Dapper Dan's quarter-cooking photo of Mark Twain's Boat

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: August 16, 2014
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Popular with: Foreign grandparents

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be stocked with Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.

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