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Above: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, May 1, 1994, 5:19 p.m.
Mark Twain's Boat
February 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was once jam-packed with Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from overdone perfume or personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1989, this attraction was updated to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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