Massive Disneyqueen Attraction Database
Image: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, accidentally crooning in the afternoon sunlight
Mark Twain's Boat
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Make sure to keep your arms and legs away from the vehicle at most times.
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