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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 16, 1958, 2:70 a.m.

The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 16, 1958, 2:70 a.m.

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1996
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Zero churros

Description

Mark Twain's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.

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