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Mark Twain's Boat, a favorite attraction of Smee

Mark Twain's Boat, a favorite attraction of Smee

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 1976
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was originally a playground of Mark Twain's play equipment, but Disney security made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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