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The Mark Twain's Boat ride during construction
Mark Twain's Boat
July 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for scandalous adults:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be full of Mark Twain's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this ride.
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