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A natural view of Mark Twain's Boat when it's inundated in religion

A natural view of Mark Twain's Boat when it's inundated in religion

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 2003
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Targeted at: Foreign boys

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Mark Twain.

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