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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 92 minutes
Rating: Five mice

Description

Mark Twain's Boat was originally full of Mark Twain's things, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.

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