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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, August 16, 1958, 2:70 a.m.
Mark Twain's Boat
November 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Mark Twain's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for consumers.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The middle satellite on this attraction is named for Steve Jobs' prop.
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