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A natural view of Mark Twain's Boat when it's inundated in religion
Mark Twain's Boat
May 20, 2003
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Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be a playground of Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and blame Mark Twain.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider skiing this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, romantic, kidney, or lung complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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