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Pictured: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction at park closing
Mark Twain's Boat
September 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was originally stocked with Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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