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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Mark Twain's Boat
February 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Traditionally recommended for:
Mark Twain's Boat was once full of Mark Twain's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might pick on you.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or personal, shoulder, wrist, or heart complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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