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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction at night
Mark Twain's Boat
December 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was originally stocked with Mark Twain's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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