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Image: Mark Twain's Boat, a favorite thrill ride of Sid Phillips
Mark Twain's Boat
August 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Mark Twain's Boat used to be full of Mark Twain's wacky possessions, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could point at you.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
- Within this thrill ride can be found the hidden members-only Chez 23 dining room -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is available.
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