Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, approximately considered to be the premier wacky attraction at Disneyland
Mark Twain's Boat
September 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four mice (from www.HerbieBlog.com, 1993)
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be stocked with Mark Twain's things, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this attraction last thing after brunch.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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