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The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, December 31, 1966, 9:70 a.m.

Below: The Mark Twain's Boat attraction, December 31, 1966, 9:70 a.m.

Mark Twain's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1975
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

Mark Twain's Boat used to be a playground of Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.

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