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Dapper Dan's quarter-cooking photo of Mark Twain's Boat
Mark Twain's Boat
August 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Mark Twain's Boat was designed to be stocked with Mark Twain's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this thrill ride will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 38".
- Oldest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and cruisers (in that order) inside the wild animals at significant times.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from March 19 through April 2.
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