Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mara's Boat attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier shimmery attraction at Disneyland
February 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Mara's Boat used to be stocked with Mara's play equipment, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and write a stern letter.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable Perri autograph location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, fluctuating blood pressure, felony convictions, or attention-span, lycanthropic, immunological, heart, chin, or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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