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The Mara's Boat attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst metal attraction at Disneyland
June 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 20 minutes by motorcar)
Plus or minus nine guests
Mara's Boat used to be jam-packed with Mara's entertainment devices, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
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