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A baroque view of Mara's Boat when it's not covered in fog
July 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mara's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Mara's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider pelting this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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