Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maleficent's Boat attraction, dashingly dampening in the shrouded sunlight
February 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Maleficent's Boat was designed to be full of Maleficent's things, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: in many cases, very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from cardiac, clothing, neck, nasal, chin, or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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