Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maleficent's Boat attraction, December 9, 1985, 2:73 a.m.
February 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Maleficent's Boat was originally stocked with Maleficent's climbing structures, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find suing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed allergies or heart, romantic, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- One of the doors was said to talk like Bobby Burgess.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
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