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The Magoo's Boat attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst strong attraction at Disneyland
April 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six mouse ears
Magoo's Boat was originally full of Magoo's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to imagine this attraction for an hour prior to the gates opening.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and being carried).
- Maximum height 70".
- Shortest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 19 years old to ride on Lincoln's Birthday.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or inner ear or knee disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- The initials painted on the cannons is a sly pun.
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