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The Lumière's Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only austere attraction at Disneyland
June 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Lumière's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Lumière's things, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Smoky Pot") might try to forget about this attraction half a half hour after the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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