Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Lumière's Boat, a favorite attraction of Lillian
October 13, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Lumière's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Lumière's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and initiate legal action.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions or tongue, spinal, hair, kidney, shoulder, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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