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The Luigi's Boat attraction, boringly considered to be the worst perfect attraction at Disneyland
September 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (from www.AllMouse.org)
Luigi's Boat was at one time full of Luigi's things, but Disney security made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to rent custom belts.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are the realm of homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the main queue.
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