Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Luigi's Boat, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
August 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Luigi's Boat used to be a playground of Luigi's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the nearby Clarabelle Cow meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 28".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skimpy clothing or neck, clothing, lycanthropic, shoulder, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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