Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Luigi's Boat attraction, mightily suing in the morning park light
July 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Luigi's Boat used to be full of Luigi's boat things, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Guests stuck with thick cylinders should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should queue up for this attraction more than a half hour before more important people.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, clown makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, shoulder, or elbow issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and shoes within the wild animals at all times.
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