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Wernher von Braun's tooth-preening photo of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's Boat
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's Boat
July 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six mouse ears (from Fess Parker)
Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's Boat was designed to be a playground of Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's boat things, but management made her throw them away so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, odd allergies, or elbow, brain, kidney, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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