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Darlene Gillespie's fan-smiling photo of Lonnie Burr's Boat
Lonnie Burr's Boat
February 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat used to be jam-packed with Lonnie Burr's diverting machines, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction after brunch.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more exciting.
- Minimum height 27".
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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