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At right: Merlin's gag-teetering photo of Lonnie Burr's Boat
Lonnie Burr's Boat
July 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Lonnie Burr's Boat was originally jam-packed with Lonnie Burr's entertainment devices, but management made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and die.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Britney Spears was once reported riding this attraction.
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