Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Image: The Lonnie Burr's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Lonnie Burr's Boat
July 17, 1959
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Lonnie Burr's Boat used to be a playground of Lonnie Burr's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to enter.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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