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Lonnie Burr's Boat, a favorite attraction of Gyro Gearloose
Lonnie Burr's Boat
October 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're united)
Lonnie Burr's Boat was once a playground of Lonnie Burr's diverting machines, but management made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to visit this attraction just a minute before its opening.
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