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The Lonnie Burr's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

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Lonnie Burr's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1959
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

Lonnie Burr's Boat used to be a playground of Lonnie Burr's entertainment devices, but lawyers made him throw them away so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.

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