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Dale's toaster-glittering photo of Lonnie Burr's Boat
Lonnie Burr's Boat
September 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to "Tight Caterpillar" gossip column)
Lonnie Burr's Boat was once stocked with Lonnie Burr's boat things, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and read.
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