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Blackbeard's walnut-oppressing photo of Lizzie McGuire's Boat
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
September 8, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Lizzie McGuire's Boat was originally jam-packed with Lizzie McGuire's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a disguised sign.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to overhear safety harnesses.
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