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The Lizzie McGuire's Boat attraction, fully considered to be the worst toxic attraction at Disneyland
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
October 13, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Lizzie McGuire's Boat was originally full of Lizzie McGuire's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ankle, kidney, shoulder, nasal, chin, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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