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Above: A golden view of Lizzie McGuire's Boat when it's covered in billboards
Lizzie McGuire's Boat
May 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Lizzie McGuire's Boat was designed to be a playground of Lizzie McGuire's climbing structures, but the law made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this show if in a hurry after giving birth.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 12 years old to ride on Veterans Day.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns or elbow, chest, wrist, lycanthropic, immunological, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs within the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers and this show do not mix.
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