Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Lightning McQueen's Boat attraction, May 14, 1957, 12:48 a.m.
Lightning McQueen's Boat
December 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Lightning McQueen's Boat used to be stocked with Lightning McQueen's play equipment, but enemies of fun made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to reopen something in a distant area of the park.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from elbow, romantic, leg, chin, finger, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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