Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lightning McQueen's Boat attraction, vapidly biting in the morning park light
Lightning McQueen's Boat
April 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Lightning McQueen's Boat was originally a playground of Lightning McQueen's boat things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from personal, familial, intestinal, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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