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The Lightning McQueen's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Lightning McQueen's Boat
August 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter princesses
Lightning McQueen's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Lightning McQueen's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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