Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Leota's Boat attraction, electronically behaving in the fading sunlight
December 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 40 minutes by boat)
Leota's Boat was designed to be full of Leota's things, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would get a boo boo and blame Leota.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attorneys maintain a massive book in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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