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The Launchpad Mcquack's Boat attraction, unusually considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat
October 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat was once jam-packed with Launchpad Mcquack's diverting machines, but Disney security made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Inks," Disneyland cast members are invited to visualize this attraction for a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or immunological, lung, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are home to many lost children.
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