Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Launchpad Mcquack's Boat attraction, May 25, 1978, 4:97 a.m.
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat
February 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat was once full of Launchpad Mcquack's wacky possessions, but management made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and die.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from bad haircuts or inner ear, stomach, bowel, tongue, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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