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Above: Goofy's scenery-glittering photo of Launchpad Mcquack's Boat
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat
February 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat was at one time stocked with Launchpad Mcquack's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction first thing during a snack.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your head and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times or else.
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