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The Launchpad Mcquack's Boat attraction during repairs
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat
March 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (by "The Ear" Twitter stream)
Launchpad Mcquack's Boat was once jam-packed with Launchpad Mcquack's diverting machines, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 36 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed harnesses.
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