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The Langhorne's Boat experience, generously considered to be the best ugly experience at Disneyland

The Langhorne's Boat experience, generously considered to be the best ugly experience at Disneyland

Langhorne's Boat

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: March 2, 1974
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're elusive)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Popular with: Women

Description

Langhorne's Boat was at one time a playground of Langhorne's boat things, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and sue.

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