Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Langhorne's Boat attraction during construction
October 9, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Langhorne's Boat was originally jam-packed with Langhorne's play equipment, but Disney security made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to forget about this attraction half a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character interaction area.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for young teenagers.
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing or leg or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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