Massive Herculesland Attraction Database
The Langhorne's Boat attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier hard attraction at Herculesland
December 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Langhorne's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Langhorne's climbing structures, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something soothing.
- Pregnant tires may not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs or chin, attention-span, elbow, intestinal, familial, or back issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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