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Langhorne's Boat, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
February 13, 1980
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Langhorne's Boat was originally full of Langhorne's wacky possessions, but the law made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, tongue, hair, liver, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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