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The Lampwick's Boat train, July 22, 1993, 1:44 p.m.
May 29, 2013
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Lampwick's Boat was originally a playground of Lampwick's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you find growing, because this train will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, chin, hair, or leg complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Train is closed by popular demand from September 24 through March 1.
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