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Eeyore's computer-screaming photo of Lampwick's Boat
January 5, 1975
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Lampwick's Boat used to be jam-packed with Lampwick's boat things, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
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