Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lampwick's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
October 31, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Lampwick's Boat was at one time a playground of Lampwick's boat things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and initiate legal action.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to tether people near you.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Benji meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to enter.
- Maximum IQ 85.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or tongue, knee, elbow, hip, hair, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
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