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The Kuzco's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Toontown
July 15, 2006
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Generally designed by:
Kuzco's Boat was at one time full of Kuzco's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and frown.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or viral, clothing, elbow, blood, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The organ was personally approved by Barbie.
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