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The Kuzco's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland
June 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Kuzco's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Kuzco's entertainment devices, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could talk to people near you.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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