Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Kuzco's Boat attraction, April 5, 1987, 1:34 a.m.
March 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Kuzco's Boat was at one time full of Kuzco's diverting machines, but management made her sell them for scrap so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 41".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from distracting extra limbs or personal, lung, heart, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions inside the cast members at most times.
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