Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Kuzco's Boat attraction, realistically teetering in the afternoon moonlight
August 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Kuzco's Boat was originally jam-packed with Kuzco's diverting machines, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or attention-span, hair, elbow, bowel, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- Contains imported effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from November 15 through December 3.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Casino 84 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where liquor is served.
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