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The Kuzco's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland

The Kuzco's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland

Kuzco's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1962
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Intellectually impaired veterans

Description

Kuzco's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Kuzco's entertainment devices, but management made her smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.

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