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The Kuzco's Boat attraction at park closing
February 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Kuzco's Boat was once jam-packed with Kuzco's play equipment, but management made him sell them for scrap so nobody would have too great a time and get all huffy.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Minimum height 25".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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