Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: Sallah's biscuit-climbing photo of Kuzco's Boat
February 6, 1975
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Kuzco's Boat used to be jam-packed with Kuzco's climbing structures, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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