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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Kurt Russell's Boat
November 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was once full of Kurt Russell's things, but Disney security made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and blame Kurt Russell.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider daring this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, or wrist or tongue complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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