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The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Kurt Russell's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 1981
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

Kurt Russell's Boat used to be stocked with Kurt Russell's play equipment, but lawyers made her put them in storage so nobody would have fun and die.

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