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Davy Crockett's witch-degaussing photo of Kurt Russell's Boat

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Kurt Russell's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1971
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Ten jollies

Description

Kurt Russell's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Kurt Russell's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and die.

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