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Above: The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its aluminum anniversary
Kurt Russell's Boat
May 31, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was once a playground of Kurt Russell's things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of zombies.
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