Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest sleek attraction at Dandy Lines
Kurt Russell's Boat
February 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Kurt Russell's Boat was originally jam-packed with Kurt Russell's play equipment, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
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