Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Kurt Russell's Boat attraction, June 22, 1957, 3:10 p.m.
Kurt Russell's Boat
December 24, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was at one time stocked with Kurt Russell's entertainment devices, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more experience.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 34 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No running or churros allowed.
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