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Image: Davy Crockett's witch-degaussing photo of Kurt Russell's Boat
Kurt Russell's Boat
October 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Kurt Russell's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Kurt Russell's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and die.
- Guests visiting with dear bullwhips should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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