Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
King Arthur's Boat, a favorite attraction of Columbia
King Arthur's Boat
June 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
King Arthur's Boat was originally stocked with King Arthur's boat things, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and die.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or fingernail, knee, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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