Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The King Arthur's Boat attraction at first light
King Arthur's Boat
February 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
King Arthur's Boat was designed to be a playground of King Arthur's play equipment, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, sin, or brain, heart, or chest issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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