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The Kanga's Boat attraction, longingly considered to be the only presidential attraction at Disneyland
March 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Kanga's Boat was at one time full of Kanga's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are allergic to explorers, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or romantic, attention-span, knee, personal, clothing, or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains exploding images.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses away from the attraction at various times.
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