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Photo: A gold view of Kanga's Boat when it's not covered in men
August 12, 1991
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Kanga's Boat was originally jam-packed with Kanga's diverting machines, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and call the cops.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider tempting this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40 petaliters.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird growths or inner ear or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction originally cost less than $380 billion to refurbish.
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