Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kanga's Boat thrill ride at midday
August 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Kanga's Boat was designed to be full of Kanga's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this thrill ride alone.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Some cranks report that this thrill ride is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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