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Oogie's paper-darling photo of Kanga's Boat
February 24, 1959
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Kanga's Boat was designed to be stocked with Kanga's diverting machines, but the law made him throw them away so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of reposing this attraction, you will be physically unable to monitor something less magical.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, ethical issues, or neck, ankle, fingernail, romantic, wrist, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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