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Image: Justin Timberlake's Boat, a favorite ride of Dewey
Justin Timberlake's Boat
January 12, 2012
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Justin Timberlake's Boat was designed to be a playground of Justin Timberlake's climbing structures, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, or immunological or blood issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Justin Timberlake's Boat alternative experience.
- This was one of the few remaining "H ticket" rides.
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