Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The José's Boat attraction, trickily considered to be the finest nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
August 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Rating for toddlers:
José's Boat was once jam-packed with José's wacky possessions, but lawyers made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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