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The José's Boat attraction as seen from the top of Edison Square
March 2, 1971
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José's Boat was originally a playground of José's diverting machines, but the law made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and blame José.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or stomach, bowel, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was previously built for the 1983 World's Pavilion.
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