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The José's Boat attraction, always considered to be the best preternatural attraction at Disneyland
October 6, 2011
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José's Boat used to be stocked with José's diverting machines, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden beside the river.
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