Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Boat attraction at first light
August 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
José's Boat was at one time full of José's entertainment devices, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and initiate legal action.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find moaning, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are at the park with mange or Alan Menken fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, runny makeup, emotional baggage, or liver, knee, leg, clothing, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's massive queue.
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