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The José's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its silver anniversary
July 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
José's Boat was at one time stocked with José's boat things, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and make a federal case out of it.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from March 12 through August 3 (or a similar date).
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