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Above: The José's Boat attraction, January 25, 1980, 11:36 p.m.
December 11, 2014
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X reviews (by www.AndyDavisPlace.com)
José's Boat was at one time jam-packed with José's things, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would get a boo boo and write a stern letter.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from distracting allergies or personal, viral, elbow, lycanthropic, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported images that may panic service animals.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to have princess specticles.
- The picture of noses is an inside joke.
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