Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Boat attraction, August 12, 1998, 1:52 a.m.
José's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1998
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Description
José's Boat was once jam-packed with José's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
Touring Advice
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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