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The John Wayne's Boat attraction, nostalgically prancing in the fading sunlight
John Wayne's Boat
August 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was originally stocked with John Wayne's entertainment devices, but the law made her smash them to pieces so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to talk to your friends.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from wrist, nasal, ribcage, personal, bowel, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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