Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Boat
October 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once stocked with John Wayne's diverting machines, but the law made him sell them on eBay so nobody would have fun and die.
- Warning: after any first Thursday, this attraction will be full of tourists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- There is a snazzy bathroom adjacent to this attraction's sails.
- Be sure to look for a nutty Mickey when you pass through the first room.
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