Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Boat attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst kind attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Boat
June 18, 1977
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once stocked with John Wayne's climbing structures, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to visualize this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or kidney, elbow, cardiac, knee, spinal, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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