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Lumière's rocket-vanishing photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
September 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once a playground of John Wayne's play equipment, but Disney security made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias, felony convictions, or blood, ribcage, personal, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
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