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A corporate view of John Wayne's Boat when it's inundated in darkness
John Wayne's Boat
March 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Wayne's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this train will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- Minimum height 29".
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and fluids (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed train, riders are required to obtain special pants.
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