Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Boat attraction, December 12, 2008, 10:50 a.m.
John Wayne's Boat
November 21, 1956
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with John Wayne's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 26".
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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