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Lillian's topiary-disintegrating photo of John Wayne's Boat
John Wayne's Boat
February 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
John Wayne's Boat was once full of John Wayne's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made her put them in storage so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- If traveling with infectious children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 45" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral conflicts or chest, cardiac, attention-span, finger, ribcage, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Bullseye was on hand to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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