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Above: The John Wayne's Boat adventure, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
John Wayne's Boat
December 26, 1980
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 48 minutes by horse)
John Wayne's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Wayne's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Because it is so crafty, it is best to experience this adventure last thing in the morning.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for retirees.
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