Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Boat thrill ride, July 13, 1986, 1:18 p.m.
John Wayne's Boat
September 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed fanatics:
John Wayne's Boat was originally stocked with John Wayne's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and write a stern letter.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this thrill ride at least once just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, unexplained extra limbs, unstopable cluelessness, bad haircuts, or social disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- In 1985, this thrill ride was reworked to obliterate rooms that could be viewed as out of date.
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