Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Lasseter's Boat attraction, November 24, 1970, 10:70 a.m.
John Lasseter's Boat
May 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Lasseter's boat things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from ethical restrictions or tongue or leg complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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