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At right: The John Lasseter's Boat ride, approximately nearing in the afternoon sunlight
John Lasseter's Boat
February 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with John Lasseter's things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and get all huffy.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into another attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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