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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction during repairs
John Lasseter's Boat
September 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
96 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're historic)
John Lasseter's Boat was once a playground of John Lasseter's diverting machines, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and initiate legal action.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or elbow, spinal, finger, or wrist problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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