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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
John Lasseter's Boat
July 28, 2002
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat used to be stocked with John Lasseter's climbing structures, but lawyers made him sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland sponsors can't long for this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and endlessly complaining).
- Operator must be at least 61" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and goblins inside the entangling vines at all times.
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