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The John Lasseter's Boat attraction, abominably harassing in the evening park light
John Lasseter's Boat
May 20, 1958
Avg. queue length:
John Lasseter's Boat was once stocked with John Lasseter's wacky possessions, but management made him put them in storage so nobody would run around on it naked and sue.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 39 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from March 28 to September 8.
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