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The John Hench's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
John Hench's Boat
October 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up (according to www.Watchers.org)
John Hench's Boat was once stocked with John Hench's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would get a boo boo and get all huffy.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- It is said that Stitch's frozen manager is hidden beneath this attraction.
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