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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
John Hench's Boat
January 7, 1958
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John Hench's Boat was originally full of John Hench's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals could talk to people near you.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses inside the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the area turned 70.
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