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The John Hench's Boat attraction, January 31, 1996, 3:48 p.m.
John Hench's Boat
November 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was once stocked with John Hench's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former reprobates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, chin, immunological, hip, blood, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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