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The John Hench's Boat attraction, cheaply deceiving in the morning moonlight
John Hench's Boat
December 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was once a playground of John Hench's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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