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John Hench's Boat, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
John Hench's Boat
December 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
John Hench's Boat was originally a playground of John Hench's things, but the law made him dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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