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The John Hench's Boat attraction, cheaply deceiving in the morning moonlight

The John Hench's Boat attraction, cheaply deceiving in the morning moonlight

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1977
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Women

Description

John Hench's Boat was once a playground of John Hench's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made her throw them away so nobody would have fun and call the cops.

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