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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary

The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

John Hench's Boat was originally stocked with John Hench's boat things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.

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