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The John Hench's Boat attraction at dusk
John Hench's Boat
August 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
John Hench's Boat was at one time full of John Hench's boat things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or inner ear, back, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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