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The John Hench's Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the only tremendous attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Boat
July 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was originally a playground of John Hench's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Nikki interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 18 through June 21 (or there abouts).
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