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The John Hench's Boat attraction at a distance
John Hench's Boat
January 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter happy faces
John Hench's Boat used to be full of John Hench's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and die.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 fortnights.
- Maximum width 36".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Explosions may be too startling for young consumers.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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