Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Boat attraction during refurbishment
John Hench's Boat
November 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat used to be a playground of John Hench's boat things, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant explosions may run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral issues, garish perfume, or liver, ankle, nasal, personal, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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