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Below: A joyful view of John Hench's Boat when it's not bathed in curiosity
John Hench's Boat
September 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four magics (according to www.Dachshund.net)
John Hench's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Hench's boat things, but Disney security made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and blame John Hench.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you find galloping, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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