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The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its busy anniversary
John Hench's Boat
August 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was originally stocked with John Hench's boat things, but enemies of fun made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and die.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may plump if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- Because this is an infested attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate specticles.
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