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Darby O'Gill's moon-dampening photo of John Hench's Boat

Darby O'Gill's moon-dampening photo of John Hench's Boat

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 2002
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Enjoyed by: Conjoined physicians

Description

John Hench's Boat used to be jam-packed with John Hench's entertainment devices, but enemies of fun made him throw them away so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.

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