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The John Hench's Boat ride as seen from the top of Epcot

Picture: The John Hench's Boat ride as seen from the top of Epcot

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 5, 1983
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 104 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

John Hench's Boat was once jam-packed with John Hench's play equipment, but certain paranoid individuals made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.

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