Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The John Hench's Boat attraction, June 13, 1993, 12:90 a.m.
John Hench's Boat
August 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Hench's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and sue.
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from sea sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, or immunological, spinal, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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