Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Boat attraction during construction
John Hench's Boat
October 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Hench's play equipment, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would enjoy it too much and get all huffy.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to purchase special pants.
- On its last decade after opening, the John Hench's Boat essentially was forgotten.
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