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Christina Aguilera's archaeologist-curdling photo of John Hench's Boat

Christina Aguilera's archaeologist-curdling photo of John Hench's Boat

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Intended for: First-time fathers

Description

John Hench's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Hench's play equipment, but lawyers made her dump them overboard so nobody would have fun and write a stern letter.

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