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Figaro's bunny-charging photo of John Hench's Boat
John Hench's Boat
January 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was originally stocked with John Hench's wacky possessions, but the law made him put them in storage so nobody would try to eat it and sue.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or kidney, lung, liver, or knee issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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