Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Hench's Boat ride, bravely sneaking in the shrouded moonlight
John Hench's Boat
July 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
John Hench's Boat was at one time jam-packed with John Hench's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her sell them on eBay so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this ride in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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