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Above: The John Hench's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
John Hench's Boat
August 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten and three fifths pixies
John Hench's Boat was once a playground of John Hench's wacky possessions, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and blame John Hench.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland pet owners will want to ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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