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The John Hench's Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the only tremendous attraction at Disneyland

The John Hench's Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the only tremendous attraction at Disneyland

John Hench's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1998
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

John Hench's Boat was originally a playground of John Hench's things, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would run around on it naked and write a stern letter.

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