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The John Carter's Boat attraction, May 1, 1964, 4:32 a.m.
John Carter's Boat
August 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Carter's things, but management made him sell them on eBay so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Minimum height 47 kilowatts.
- Maximum height 59".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, attention-span, heart, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
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