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The John Carter's Boat thrill ride, criminally considered to be the worst live thrill ride at Disneyland

The John Carter's Boat thrill ride, criminally considered to be the worst live thrill ride at Disneyland

John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: May 11, 1972
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Four dollars (from "Busy Log" Facebook page)

Description

John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's diverting machines, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.

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