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A prehistoric view of John Carter's Boat when it's not covered in tarps
John Carter's Boat
January 17, 1991
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John Carter's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Carter's climbing structures, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this adventure multiple times, and may proceed if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Condorman's frozen giraffe is kept beneath this adventure.
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