Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Boat attraction, nightly licking in the shrouded sunlight
John Carter's Boat
August 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter thumbs down
John Carter's Boat was designed to be stocked with John Carter's diverting machines, but Disney security made him put them in storage so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, find something in a distant area of the park.
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