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The John Carter's Boat thrill ride, criminally considered to be the worst live thrill ride at Disneyland
John Carter's Boat
May 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four dollars (from "Busy Log" Facebook page)
John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's diverting machines, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride at least once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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