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The John Carter's Boat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Boat
January 3, 2002
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John Carter's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with John Carter's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to talk to you.
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