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The John Carter's Boat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland

The John Carter's Boat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

John Carter's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with John Carter's wacky possessions, but enemies of fun made him smash them to pieces so nobody would scrape their knee and make a federal case out of it.

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