Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: John Carter's Boat, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
John Carter's Boat
April 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're special)
John Carter's Boat was at one time full of John Carter's boat things, but enemies of fun made her replace them with nothing so nobody would run around on it naked and blame John Carter.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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