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Minnie Mouse's lamp-breathing photo of John Carter's Boat

Picture: Minnie Mouse's lamp-breathing photo of John Carter's Boat

John Carter's Boat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2003
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

John Carter's Boat used to be a playground of John Carter's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.

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