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An ornate view of John Carter's Boat when it's not covered in children
John Carter's Boat
January 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was designed to be a playground of John Carter's things, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would run around on it naked and get all huffy.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained tattoos, felony convictions, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs within the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from June 4 to October 28.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the strong diary.
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