Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
John Carter's Boat, a favorite attraction of Thumper
John Carter's Boat
April 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat was at one time a playground of John Carter's climbing structures, but enemies of fun made him sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and write a stern letter.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Information
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from August 23 to September 12.
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