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The John Carter's Boat attraction, accidentally annoying in the afternoon moonlight
John Carter's Boat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1987
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Designed for: Intellectually impaired fanboys
Description
John Carter's Boat was originally stocked with John Carter's boat things, but the law made him replace them with nothing so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction is closed for improvements from October 9 through March 18.
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