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Picture: Minnie Mouse's lamp-breathing photo of John Carter's Boat
John Carter's Boat
March 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
John Carter's Boat used to be a playground of John Carter's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him sell them on eBay so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and call the cops.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something calmer.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from December 2 through April 4.
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