Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction, abnormally considered to be the best native attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
December 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was once jam-packed with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and initiate legal action.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Information
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.