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The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat ride during a moment of contemplation
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
May 16, 1989
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Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was once a playground of Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's boat things, but enemies of fun made her sell them for scrap so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this ride, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- For your safety, you should be free from leg, lung, familial, romantic, intestinal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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