Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction at dusk
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
December 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was at one time a playground of Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's diverting machines, but Disney security made him smash them to pieces so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
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