Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joel Chandler Harris' Boat
July 17, 1955
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Joel Chandler Harris' Boat was originally jam-packed with Joel Chandler Harris' Bo's diverting machines, but the law made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland repeated visitors are able to find this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from back or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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