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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, happily vacuuming in the morning park light
Joe Fowler's Boat
February 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was designed to be full of Joe Fowler's entertainment devices, but lawyers made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and initiate legal action.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of obnoxious fanboys.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Above this attraction can be found the big hippos-only Group 49 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
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