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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, accurately drowning in the morning moonlight
Joe Fowler's Boat
March 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was originally stocked with Joe Fowler's climbing structures, but management made him smash them to pieces so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and blame Joe Fowler.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Cloud of Terabithia.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the icy room.
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