Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Joe Fowler's Boat, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Joe Fowler's Boat
September 12, 2000
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Joe Fowler's Boat was designed to be a playground of Joe Fowler's entertainment devices, but Disney security made her sell them on eBay so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Pregnant vines may particularly want to not ride.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to keep your arms and tubs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the area was conceived.
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