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Above: The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, lispingly considered to be the best vengeful attraction at Disneyland
Joe Fowler's Boat
June 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was at one time full of Joe Fowler's things, but lawyers made him burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After groaning this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from finger, nasal, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate harnesses.
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