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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Joe Fowler's Boat
February 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
Joe Fowler's Boat was originally jam-packed with Joe Fowler's diverting machines, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would run around on it naked and call the cops.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of getting in line.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or drinks encouraged.
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