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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Joe Fowler's Boat
August 3, 1999
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Joe Fowler's Boat was originally a playground of Joe Fowler's wacky possessions, but management made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and call the cops.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on a magnet).
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Shortest guest must be at least 42" tall.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to wear princess harnesses.
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