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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its thick anniversary
Joe Fowler's Boat
November 19, 1961
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Joe Fowler's Boat was designed to be stocked with Joe Fowler's diverting machines, but certain paranoid individuals made him replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and make a federal case out of it.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, emotional baggage, or shoulder or stomach complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested journey.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Heavyweight of The Magic Kingdom.
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