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The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction, realistically considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland
Joe Fowler's Boat
November 29, 1974
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 13 minutes by boat)
Joe Fowler's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Joe Fowler's things, but the law made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would have too great a time and make a federal case out of it.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear precision waivers.
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