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Pictured: The Joe Fowler's Boat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joe Fowler's Boat
November 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Joe Fowler's Boat was designed to be jam-packed with Joe Fowler's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made him dump them overboard so nobody would get a boo boo and call the cops.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- It is said that Darth Vader's frozen ear is hidden beneath this attraction.
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