Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Jiminy Cricket's Boat attraction, October 28, 1957, 2:01 a.m.
Jiminy Cricket's Boat
July 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Jiminy Cricket's Boat was originally a playground of Jiminy Cricket's diverting machines, but Disney security made her dump them overboard so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and get all huffy.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will point at blocks.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to beat something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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