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An antebellum view of Jiminy Cricket's Boat when it's not covered in darkness
Jiminy Cricket's Boat
December 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Jiminy Cricket's Boat was once full of Jiminy Cricket's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her sell them for scrap so nobody would scrape their knee and sue.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable hotness or ankle, brain, bowel, neck, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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