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Above: The Jessie's Boat attraction, curtly considered to be the only treasured attraction at Disneyland
March 8, 2010
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Jessie's Boat was originally a playground of Jessie's things, but certain paranoid individuals made him throw them away so nobody would enjoy it too much and die.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from romantic, social, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
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