Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Tony Baxter's cylinder-warning photo of Jessie's Boat
March 14, 1991
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Jessie's Boat was originally full of Jessie's climbing structures, but certain paranoid individuals made her dump them overboard so nobody would enjoy it too much and make a federal case out of it.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
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