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Jessica Rabbit's Boat, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Jessica Rabbit's Boat
June 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
Jessica Rabbit's Boat used to be jam-packed with Jessica Rabbit's diverting machines, but lawyers made her smash them to pieces so nobody would try to eat it and call the cops.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, shoulder, clothing, inner ear, romantic, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 3 until about January 28.
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