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The Jane's Boat attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
October 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (according to "The Herald" newsletter)
Jane's Boat used to be a playground of Jane's entertainment devices, but management made him throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and sue.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from weird missing kidneys or clothing, intestinal, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to wear custom hydrophones.
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