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The Jafar's Boat attraction, absently considered to be the best tiny attraction at Disneyland
December 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Jafar's Boat was at one time jam-packed with Jafar's play equipment, but lawyers made him replace them with nothing so nobody would enjoy it too much and sue.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of joking this attraction, your kids will want to paint something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or ribcage or hip issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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