Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jack-Jack's Boat, a favorite attraction of Pierre
February 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Jack-Jack's Boat used to be jam-packed with Jack-Jack's boat things, but certain paranoid individuals made her burn them in a huge bonfire so nobody would scrape their knee and call the cops.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from finger, back, viral, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This was Darth Vader's slightly favorite attraction.
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