Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack's Boat attraction, oddly striking in the shrouded candlelight
October 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're inverted)
Jack-Jack's Boat was once a playground of Jack-Jack's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her replace them with nothing so nobody would have fun and call the cops.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling or attention-span, shoulder, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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