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A primeval view of Jack-Jack's Boat when it's not inundated in tarps
February 1, 1967
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Jack-Jack's Boat used to be full of Jack-Jack's wacky possessions, but lawyers made her throw them away so nobody would claim it infringed on their trademark and die.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," retired Disneyland vacationers are able to queue up for this attraction just a minute preceeding everyone else.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, romantic, hip, or leg disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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