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The Indiana Jones' Boat attraction, nostalgically considered to be the premier empty attraction at Disneyland
Indiana Jones' Boat
March 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Indiana Jones' Boat used to be full of Indiana Jones' Bo's entertainment devices, but management made her dump them overboard so nobody would scrape their knee and blame Indiana Jones' Bo.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a patient cricket.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, kidney, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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